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humorous-blog:

johnscowlick:

espritinfini:

Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…

this is not a video, click on it

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this is fantastic

guys type this

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yuio

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then hold shift:

QAWSEDRF

YHUJIKOL

goatcorporation:

deanwantsthed-eliciouspie:

goatcorporation:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif

i’m glad you gave yourself that 3% margin of error because as luck would have it, you are totally fucking wrong

goatcorporation:

deanwantsthed-eliciouspie:

goatcorporation:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif

i’m glad you gave yourself that 3% margin of error because as luck would have it, you are totally fucking wrong

yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

overland-frost:

JESUD CHIRST I ACTIALLY FEL OT FO YM CHAIR

overland-frost:

JESUD CHIRST I ACTIALLY FEL OT FO YM CHAIR

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

that-fabulous-bastard:

kangrejoman:

realcabz:

boneses:

a 39 second cosplay skit that receives a standing ovation.

once you watch it, you’ll understand why.

¡Una demoledora Victoria del Cosplay!

FLAWLESS VICTORY

Let’s not lie to ourselves. That was fucking amazing.

THERE IS NO BETTER MOMENT AT A CONCERT THAN WHEN THE SINGER STOPS SINGING AND THE CROWD CONTINUES THE SONG AND YOU SEE THEM ALL SMILE ITS SO PERFECT

cokekitty:

dante-this-is-just-fanfiction:

clumsyoctopus:

makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs

and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation

sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls on the front

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I’ll take six copies.

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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